Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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