He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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