i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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