If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
