Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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