I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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