im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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