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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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