did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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