STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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