I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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