i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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