i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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