i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Mom said you looked used
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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