Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
