I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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