Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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