I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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