Do you still have your period?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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