How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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