marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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