just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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