If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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