Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
My vagina just recognized that song.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
