We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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