Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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