Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just cropdusted the office
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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