Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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