Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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