I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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