What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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