ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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