there's paper in my vomit.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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