After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Jerry, you need to find god
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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