I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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