I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
