do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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