Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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