we made out on top of his cat.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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