actually, I'm a sock model
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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