he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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