You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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