Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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