Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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