Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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