I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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