everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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