i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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