Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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