Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
