Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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